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Beepilepsy

(n) This is the sudden jerky movements or wild thrashing about that overwhelms a person when their mobile phone goes off somewhere it shouldn't.

Common in cinemas, theatres and lecture halls, the condition of beepilepsy attracts about as much sympathy from bystanders as the condition of being a tax auditor.

Source: Mondo Lingo.


5 Comments:

At 7:22 am, Blogger Pickwick said...

Thank goodness for the inclusion of your second paragraph! Otherwise I'd have been thinking the phone was somewhere it aught not be, and maybe set to vibrate... :-P

 
At 6:59 pm, Blogger Ben said...

*shakes head sadly*

 
At 11:53 pm, Blogger Casyn said...

Ahem. I would like to remind that this is a G rated blog [G for general, not Google ;-)].

Implied meanings are fine :-)

 
At 9:27 am, Blogger Pickwick said...

Sure, and how many kids do you know of who come here? Huh?!

 
At 11:47 pm, Blogger Casyn said...

Ok, no kids, but lets not let this slip into pure vulgarity. For example, adding words like Blogasm...

:-)

 

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